Dear Ex-Ministers and Presidential Advisers of the USDP Reformist Government of President Nwa Thein Sein –
I am writing to express my organization’s interest in recycling those who have lost their positions of power, influence and prestige due to such unfortunate events as the election defeat.
Having known and/or studied most of you for years, I am convinced that together we can pursue still influential, lucrative objectives.
The States are not the only places for optimizing your military, intelligence, peace negotiations, and other dishonourable talents of considerable repute.
We work across national boundaries as a consulting firm – some call it ‘Non-State Crime Gang’.
The kind of talents and track record in propping up tyrannical regimes or whoring and pimping ably and admirably for dodgy Burmese generals are just the kind of skills and talents we are seeking to incorporate into our gang and its unholy missions.
As you know even the ex-Nazi officers who didn’t get processed through Nuremberg trials got re-employed by the United States.
Modeled after that non-ideological post-WWII American employment policy towards very talented ex-criminals, our firm would like to make this initial outreach.
Salaries commensurate with your proven record of dodginess. Flexi hours. Liberal child benefits – even if you have children out of wedlocks.
Please get in touch soonest to ensure proper considerations of your application.
We expect high volumes of applicants from Ma Ba Tha, USDP, Thein Sein President’s Office, the Parliament, etc.
Thank you for your interest.